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    Californication

    | Lagoon, UT, USA |

    Me: “Hello, what can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Yes, but I don’t want to buy anything. I would just like to know if there are any restaurants here. ”

    Me: “Yes, this is one. There are more elsewhere in the park. ”

    Customer: “I mean, like a sit down restaurant.”

    Me: “We have chairs and tables outside, and more to my left past the grill.”

    Customer: “I mean where you come to me and ask ‘em what I want so that I don’t have to get up. You know, a restaurant.”

    Me: “I don’t know of any off the top of my head, but you can go ahead and ask other people that work here.”

    Customer: “I’ll do that…”

    (She walks off and I continue on helping people. 20 minutes later, she comes back)

    Customer: “I couldn’t find any, are you sure there aren’t any?”

    Me: “Pardon me, but this isn’t a huge super expensive theme park like Disney World or Disneyland. Are you from California by chance?”

    Customer: “Yes, how did you know?”

    Me: “I guessed.”