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    Calculated Customer Service

    | USA | At The Checkout, Math & Science

    (I have just finished processing a customer’s transaction. Her total comes up to $22 and some change. She gives me a $50 bill. I have already typed in $50 as a cash payment. Once my till opens, she stops me.)

    Customer: “Okay, wait. Can I give you $2? I just don’t want to get a bunch of change back. This way, I’ll get $30 back.”

    Me: “Okay. Sure.”

    (I add in the $2, give her $30 back and then 21 cents, which is what the register tells me I should give her.)

    Customer: “Wow! That was really fast! You must be really smart! You calculated that all by yourself!”

    Me: “Well, it wasn’t too difficult! I just added the $2, so I ended up giving you $30 back, and then I gave you back 21 cents, which was what the computer screen told me to give you back in the first place.”

    Customer: “Wow! Okay!”

    (She walks away, takes her purchase with her and leaves the store, amazed at my ‘fast’ calculation.)