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    | Hollister, CA, USA | Family & Kids

    (A woman is buying a World War 2-based game for her child’s birthday.)

    Me: “Okay, so, I’ve heard good things about this one, but just so you know, it is rated Mature. That’s like an R rating.”

    Customer: “Oh, wait. Really? Why?”

    Me: “This one’s got some foul language, but it’s mostly the violence and blood, I’m sure.”

    Customer: “Violence? Like, killing people? He’s only turning 12.”

    Me: “Well, yeah. It’s WW2. So it’s a lot of Nazi killing.”

    Customer: “Oh, just Nazis? You can’t kill anyone else?”

    Me: “Not as far as I know.”

    Customer: “That’s fine, then. I’ll take it.”