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    | Northern California, USA |

    (A man shoves himself to the front of a long line of people.)

    Me: “Sir, I’m afraid you’re going to have to go to the back of the line.”

    Him: “NO! I’m the Messiah!”

    Me: “Wow. The Jews are in for a BIG disappointment.”

    (He stands there for a second and shuffles to the back of the line. The other customers applaud.)