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    But The Energizer Bunny Never Dies

    | Burlington, VT, USA | Technology

    (I have been troubleshooting this customer’s cable for a while now. Finally, after getting his TV on the proper input, this happens.)

    Me: “Sir, does the little red light on the remote blink when you press a button on the remote?”

    Customer: “Err…no?”

    Me: “Okay, sir, that means the batteries in the remote are dead.”

    Customer: “What? That’s terrible! They can die?”