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    | Toronto, ON, Canada |

    (A woman enters the bus with her son.)

    Me: “Excuse me, ma’am. Your son didn’t pay the fare.”

    Customer: “But children are free!”

    Me: “No, ma’am. Children’s fare is currently at seventy-five cents.”

    Customer: “Well, I’m not paying that! It’s free!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you’ve been misinformed. Children still have to pay a fare to ride the bus.”

    Customer: “No they don’t! You’re just trying to scam me!”

    Me: “The fare box is locked, and is only accessed at the end of my shift, when I’m long gone.”

    Customer: *pointing to the fare box* “You’re lying! This thing opens right up!”

    Me: “If you can open it, your son can ride free.”

    (The customer proceeds to struggle with the box for some minutes.)

    Customer: “Seventy five cents, you said?”