Unhelpful Reminder

Friend: “Oh! Remind me to go to the ATM on the way back.”

Me: “Okay… Go to the ATM when we go back.”

Friend: *evil glare* “You’re not helping.”

(10 minutes later we are walking past their ATM.)

Me: “Don’t forget to go to the ATM.”

Friend: “Oh, I didn’t bring my wallet.”

Me: “What?!”

Friend: “I didn’t think this through.”

Me: “You’re not helping…”