Featured:
  • Done With You
    (804 thumbs up)
  • August Theme Of The Month: Best. Customer. Ever!

    Business Must Be Slow

    | UK | Uncategorized

    Me: “Hello, you’re through to [phone company]. How can I help?”

    Customer: “I’ve just tried to top up my phone and it won’t work. Can you put it back on?”

    Me: “Sorry, that number is now cancelled. It cannot be reactivated as it has been recycled.”

    Customer: *horrified* “How dare you! That number belongs to me! It is absolutely vital I get that number back. It is my business number! You people are costing me money and putting my livelihood at risk! I’ll sue! This is a disgrace!”

    Me: “Madam, that number has been disconnected from your account for seven years. It has been used by two other customers since you last had it.”

    Customer: *click*