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    Bumming Around On The Job

    | Manalapan, NJ, USA | Bizarre, Crazy Requests, Uncategorized

    (I work in a high-end grocery store that has a department of employees solely dedicated to pushing shopping carts.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, what’s [department name]?”

    Me: “It’s a department where we push shopping carts, assist customers, and maintain the parking lot.”

    Customer: “Yes, but are you an employee at [store]?”

    Me: “Yes, I’m an employee.”

    Customer: “As in, do they pay you?”

    Me: “Yes, this is my job.”

    Customer: “So, you’re not homeless?”