Customer: “I’m looking for some cheese, but I can’t remember what it’s called.”

Me: “Well, we carry over 100 different kinds of cheese. Is there anything that you know about it?”

Customer: “It’s a type of Parmesan cheese, and I think it was made from gorilla milk.”

Me: “Gorilla? Uh, do you mean buffalo?”

Customer: “They’re the same thing!”