(One day, my brother stopped by my work to chat. He is about 6 feet tall, broad shouldered, has short hair, and a beard. A customer comes in, so I say goodbye to my brother and he leaves.)

Customer: “What a funny looking girl!”

Me: “Umm…that was my brother.”

Customer: “That was your mother?!”

Me: “Uh, no. My brother.”

Customer: “Oh…*places order*“