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    Brother From The/Is The Same Mother

    | Newington, NH, USA |

    (One day, my brother stopped by my work to chat. He is about 6 feet tall, broad shouldered, has short hair, and a beard. A customer comes in, so I say goodbye to my brother and he leaves.)

    Customer: “What a funny looking girl!”

    Me: “Umm…that was my brother.”

    Customer: “That was your mother?!”

    Me: “Uh, no. My brother.”

    Customer: “Oh…*places order*