Bridging The Gulf Of Stupidity

| Ft. Wayne, IN, USA |

Me: “Hello, thank you for calling [golf store]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Could you tell me the difference between American golf and Mexican golf?”

Me: “Mexican golf? I’m pretty sure golf is played the same around the world.”

Caller: “Well, I’ve heard them mention the ‘Golf of Mexico’ a few times on TV so I was wondering if it was any different.”