Some People Are Into Force Choking Themselves

(A friend and I are kinky and flirt shamelessly. We’re talking to each other over Skype.)

Friend: “Force choke? I can already force orgasm. Does that make me a sex Jedi? Wait! No! I want to be a sex Sith!”

Me: “Sex Sith? Really?”

Friend: “I think that’s the worst pun I’ve made all day…”

Me: “I need to get that on a badge for you or something.”