Cucumber On The Case

(I have a celebrity crush on Benedict Cumberbatch, the Sherlock star. I am gushing to my best friend about him, but I realize that she doesn’t actually know who he is.)

Me: “Do you watch Sherlock?”

Friend: “No. I hear it’s good though. [Other Friend] watches it. She can’t stop talking about the main guy.”

Me: “Oh, so you at least know a little bit about it. You know the guy who plays Sherlock?”

Friend: “Oh, yeah! His name’s, like, Benny Cucumber or something, right?”