Caller: “Why has my insurance been canceled?”

Me: “Well, it looks like you have made 6 car claims in the last 4 months.”

Caller: “Yeah, I had some accidents.”

Me: “That is why we can no longer insure you. It’s written in our policy statements.”

Caller: “Bull! None of those accidents were my fault!”

Me: “It says here, that you drove the vehicle into a tree twiceand the oth–”

Caller: “Like I said, it wasn’t MY fault! It was the alcohol’s fault!”