Blowing Smoke
(I’m working the register and smell the very distinct scent of cigarette smoke. I look up, and sure enough, there’s a woman with a lit cigarette dangling casually from her hand.)
Me: “Ma’am, Colorado law prohibits smoking in any public buildings, and we also have a policy against it. You can’t smoke in here.”
Customer: “I am not smoking. The cigarette is!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?