Blowing Smoke

| Loveland, CO, USA | Criminal/Illegal

(I’m working the register and smell the very distinct scent of cigarette smoke. I look up, and sure enough there’s a woman with a lit cigarette dangling casually from her hand.)

Me: “Ma’am, Colorado law prohibits smoking in any public buildings, and we also have a policy against it. You can’t smoke in here.”

Customer: “I am not smoking. The cigarette is!”