Bursting With Busting Love

(My boyfriend has just picked me up from home so we could go to his place for a movie marathon. We start talking about my large breast size. Even at 21, they’re still growing.)

Me: “I love you with all my boobs! I’d say heart but my breasts are bigger.”

Boyfriend: “Ha!”

Me: “And I’ll love you even more as they get bigger!”

Boyfriend: *slight gasp* “That… that actually sounded really romantic.”