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    Blind To The TMI Boundary

    | MI, USA | Bizarre, Rude & Risque

    (We sell blinds and wallpaper.)

    Customer: “I need some blinds that will give me lots of privacy.”

    Me: “We have a lot of different options. You may be interested in a blackout cellular shade. Do you have anything specific in mind?”

    Customer: “Well, I need something that won’t get damaged if it gets Vaseline on it.”

    Me: “Okay. Maybe a faux wood or wood blind then?”

    Customer: “Can you see shadows through it? Because I like to cover my whole body in Vaseline and crawl around like a slug, and I don’t want my neighbors to see me.”

    Me: “…um …no, you shouldn’t be able to see shadows.”