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    Blind To Reason

    | Cincinnati, OH, USA | Top

    (A customer walks in with a small dog in her purse.)

    Me: “Excuse me, miss, but you can’t have your dog in here. You’ll need to leave it in your car.”

    Customer: “Why? Chanel is my baby! There is no way I could leave her in my car!”

    Me: “Miss, having your dog in here is unsanitary. She has to go back into your car before you can shop.”

    Customer: “That is so dumb! Let me speak to your manager!”

    Manager: “What seems to be the problem, miss?”

    Customer: “This girl says I can’t have my dog in here! But I totally should be allowed to. Babies are allowed in, and Chanel is my baby!”

    Manager: “Babies are a different story, miss.”

    Customer: “My dog could die if I leave her in the car!”

    (A clearly blind man now comes in with his seeing eye dog.)

    Customer: “You let that guy with his dog in! This is sexual discrimination!”

    Manager: “Miss, that man is blind. We can’t tell him to leave his dog outside.”

    Customer: “So, only blind people can have their dogs in the store?”

    Manager: “That’s right.”

    (The customer leaves, and my manager disappears. 10 minutes later, the customer returns. She is wearing sunglasses and has her dog on a leash.)

    Me: “Miss, I’ve already told you this. You need to leave your dog in your car.”

    Customer: “But I’m blind and this is my seeing dog!”

    Me: “You weren’t blind 10 minutes ago, and you aren’t blind now. Please leave, or I will have you escorted out.”

    Customer: “Fine, I’ll shop somewhere else! God, you people are so dumb!”