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    Blind To Reason, Part 2

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    (Note: I’m bagging groceries.)

    Me: “So, are you going to make a pies?”

    Customer: “What did you say?!”

    Me: “Um, I noticed you’re buying a lot of stuff to make pies with. I asked if you were going to make some.”

    Customer: “Stop looking at my groceries!”

    Me: “Okay.” *I resume bagging*

    Customer: “I said to stop looking at them!”

    Me: “Um, okay.”

    (I close my eyes and attempt to bag them without seeing them.)

    Customer: “Stop mocking me!”

    Blind To Reason