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    | Orlando, FL, USA | Extra Stupid, Pets & Animals

    (I overhear a group of teenagers talking while looking at the penguin exhibit.)

    Teenager 1: “What exactly is a penguin?”

    Teenager 2: “Are you that stupid? A penguin is a fish!”

    Teenager 2: “No. A penguin is an amphibian. You know, like frogs.”

    Teenager 1: “You know guys I think penguins are mammals, because they got fur. ”

    Me: *addressing everybody at exhibit* “The penguin is a unique bird that can ‘fly’ in the water.”

    Teenager 2: *after looking at his friends in awe* “I still think it’s a fish.”

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