Me: “Is there anything else I can do for you?”

Customer: “No, just the bird seed will do.”

Me: “Alright then.”

Customer: “CACAAWW!”

(Moments later, a similar bird call comes from the other end of the store.)

Me: “What was that?”

Customer: “Oh that’s my wife. We do that so we can always find each other wherever we go.”

Related:
Early Bird Brained
Bird Brained
Bird Brained, Part 2
Bird Brained, Part 3
Bird Brained, Part 4
Bird Brained, Part 5