Bird Brained, Part 2
(I had just finished giving a 45-minute tour about a certain “mysterious” spot that causes people to supposedly feel dizzy and stand at strange angles.)
Tourist: “So do the birds feel the effects of the mystery?”
Me: “Well they don’t appear to fly funny, but it’s possible.”
Tourist: “…but do they FEEL the effects?”
Me: “Well, I don’t really know because I can’t exactly ask them how they feel. They are birds.”
Tourist: “I just wanna know if they feel the effects!”
Me: “Hold on, I’ll go ask them.” *walks away*
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
