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    Bird Brained, Part 2

    | Santa Cruz, CA, USA | Uncategorized

    (I had just finished giving a 45 minute tour about a certain “mysterious” spot that causes people to supposedly feel dizzy and stand at strange angles.)

    Tourist: “So do the birds feel the effects of the mystery?”

    Me: “Well they don’t appear to fly funny, but it’s possible.”

    Tourist: “…but do they FEEL the effects?”

    Me: “Well, I don’t really know because I can’t exactly ask them how they feel. They are birds.”

    Tourist: “I just wanna know if they feel the effects!”

    Me: “Hold on, I’ll go ask them.” *walks away*

    Bird Brained