Big Ticket Items Will Require A Goat

(It was late into my eight-hour shift at a huge retail drugstore chain, and I was getting tired of dumb questions.)

Customer: “Do you take credit cards here?”

Me: “No, ma’am. We only take live chickens and large rocks.”

(The customer actually had a sense of humor and started laughing, while my manager was laughing too hard to yell at me.)