(A tourist and his friend come into my gas station.)

Tourist: “Where’s all the snow and igloos?”

(I think he’s just joking, so I play along.)

Me: “Oh, we put them away during the tourist season to make Americans feel more at home.”

Tourist: “That sounds like a lot of work.”

Me: “Keeps us strong for lumberjacking, eh. All part of that Canadian hospitality.”

Tourist: “Makes sense. Thanks bro.” *leaves*

Tourist’s Friend: “He thinks you’re serious.”

Me: *facepalm*

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