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    | Salem, NH, USA | At The Checkout, Language & Words, Top

    (I am speaking Spanish to a customer at the register. I finish the transaction and see the next customer.)

    Customer: *speaking loudly and slowly* “Hello! I want to pay cash!”

    Me: “Find everything you need today?”

    Customer: “Wow so you can speak English and Spanish? I didn’t think you spoke any English”

    Me: “Yes, I’m bilingual”

    Customer: “Wow! So you speak two languages fluently and you’re gay?”

    Me: “No, just bilingual.”

    Customer: “I heard you the first time silly! Lots of gay pride in you, huh?”