(I’m at the pharmacy picking up some toothpaste, and I overhear two women standing behind on line.)

Customer #1: “Uh God, this is so slow.”

Customer #2: “I know, and I hate these self check-out things. I wish they would have a cashier, a real cashier, just one, for those of us who don’t want to use these things.”

Me: “Ma’am. They do a have a cashier. She’s right over there. See those people?”

(I point to the side of the store where a cashier is checking out customers.)

Customer #2: “I don’t want to walk way over there!”