Beware The Jabberwacky
Me: “Thank you for calling [Call Center]. How may I help you?”
Caller: “I canna ammas farl a mara amas mitt.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t quite understand that.”
Caller: “I camo olives for all a moron all this spit.”
Me: “I do apologize, but I’m not able to understand you still.”
Caller: “I… can’t… apollo… ferrari… a moral… on… this… day!”
Me: “Sir, I can hear you, but I can not understand what it is that you are trying to tell me.”
Caller: “You speak Englits?”
Me: “Yes, sir, I speak English.”
Caller: “No! I said, you speak it?”
Me: “Yes, I do speak English, sir.”
Caller: “No, you don’t! Give me somebody who speaks Englits!”
Me: “Well, I can understand you a bit more clearly now. How can I help you?”
Caller: “You gotta following a part a nards and fall away with ye?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. I can’t understand you again.”
Caller: “THEN YOU DON’T SPEAK ENGLITS, YOU FARCHMAN!” *click*
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