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    | Toronto, Ontario, Canada |

    (I am just finishing up a sale with an older gentleman for show tickets.)

    Me: “Ok, just to let you know, there are no refunds or exchanges for these tickets, and the show does contain shooting, swearing, and smoking.”

    Customer: “I hope not in my row!”

    Me: *confused* “Well, it’s a show…you can see everything from every seat…so–”

    Customer: “I’m talking about the shooting!”

    Me: “Oh! Well, no…they shoot each other on-stage….”

    Customer: “Not the audience?”

    Me: “Not the audience. What kind of theater do you think we’re running here?!”

    Customer: “I don’t know…I just don’t want to get shot.”