(I am just finishing up a sale with an older gentleman for show tickets.)

Me: “Ok, just to let you know, there are no refunds or exchanges for these tickets, and the show does contain shooting, swearing, and smoking.”

Customer: “I hope not in my row!”

Me: *confused* “Well, it’s a show…you can see everything from every seat…so–”

Customer: “I’m talking about the shooting!”

Me: “Oh! Well, no…they shoot each other on-stage….”

Customer: “Not the audience?”

Me: “Not the audience. What kind of theater do you think we’re running here?!”

Customer: “I don’t know…I just don’t want to get shot.”