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    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    Customer: “What is this?”

    Me: “It’s a neoprene laptop case.”

    Customer: “For what?”

    Me: “It’s just a more snug case for your laptop.”

    Customer: “For what?”

    Me: “It’s just to protect your laptop if it’s put in a bag or briefcase.”

    Customer: “You mean, to protect all of my other stuff?”

    Me: “Well yes, to protect all your other stuff from damaging your laptop.”

    Customer: “No. Will this case protect my computer from damaging all my stuff?”

    Me: “It is padded…”

    Customer: “Good, because it’s cheaper than the anti-virus software.”

    Me: *gives up* “…it will definitely protect the things in your
    backpack from getting viruses.”