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    Best Not To Be Tolkien Too Seriously

    | Roseville, MN, USA |

    Customer: “I’m looking for a book but I don’t know the title or author. Can you find it for me?”

    Me: “Do you know anything about it? Is it fiction or non-fiction?”

    Customer: “It’s non-fiction for sure. All I know is it was made into a movie and it takes place in New Zealand.”

    Me: “I’m sorry but I’m not sure what book you’re looking for. Wait…you don’t mean Lord of the Rings, do you?”

    Customer: “Yes! That’s it!”

    Me: “Well, we certainly have that in. Just for future reference, sir, non-fiction means it’s a true story.”

    Customer: “Yes, it’s a true story! Thank you!”