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  • Best Keep A Lid On Acts That Stupid

    | Chicago, IL, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

    (A customer comes in, clearly inebriated, and orders a chili. We get it for him, he sits down but a couple of minutes later he comes back up to the counter.)

    Customer: “I think my chili is still frozen.”

    Me: “Are you sure? It should be quite hot.”

    Customer: “I’ll show you.”

    (He gets the chili and attempts to put his spoon in it.)

    Me: “Sir, the lid is still on.”