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    Best Just Throw In The Towel On This One

    | Woodland Park, NJ, USA |

    (A customer comes up to the register with two hand towels. They are on clearance.)

    Customer: “The sign said these were buy one, get one free.”

    Me: “Well, actually they’re clearance. So you’re saving $2.”

    Customer: “I want what the sign says.”

    Me: “I’m sorry about the sign being wrong, but you’re actually saving more money by them being on clearance.”

    Customer: “You’re not listening to what I’m saying. I don’t care about saving money.”

    (I charge her the extra two dollars.)