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    | Springfield, MA, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling ***, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi, yes. I just got back from surgery and I can’t remember my email password.”

    Me: “Sure, I’ll be glad to help. Let me pull up your account and we can reset your password.”

    (We proceed with a very routine process of setting a new email password. About halfway through, she bursts out laughing.)

    Customer: “I’m sorry. My coworkers just handed me a card congratulating me on the new twins. I guess you can tell what kind of surgery I had, huh?”

    Me: “I gu–”

    Customer: “I’ve got BOOBS!”