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    Being That Stupid Is Quite A Feet

    | Wisconsin, USA |

    Customer: “How big do people usually make fleece blankets?”

    Me: “For people under six foot they’re usually 2 1/2 yards, and for over six feet, three yards.”

    (The customer is silent for a moment, giving me a confused stare.)

    Customer: “I’m just no good with metric yards.”