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    Behind Every Policy Is A Stupid Customer

    | Rockville, MD, USA | Uncategorized

    Customer: “I don’t want a lid.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but it’s company policy. I have to serve your hot beverage with a lid on.”

    Customer: “This is stupid.”

    Me: “We don’t want you to burn yourself–”

    Customer: “Then I’ll just blame you.”

    Me: “… and that would be why we have the company policy.”

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