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    Beer Is Sold On A Case By Case Basis

    | Fort Smith, AR, USA |

    Me: “Hi, welcome to [drive in]. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yeah. I’d like a deluxe burger and a fry.”

    Me: “Did you want to make that a combo today, and add a drink for only fifty cents more?”

    Customer: “Well, shoot! Yeah, give me a beer.”

    Me: “Sir, this is a drive in. We don’t serve beer.”

    Customer: “Why not?”

    Me: “Because this is a drive in. It’s illegal to drink and drive.”

    Customer: “I bet you’d get a lot more business if you sold beer.”