Would Rather Be Cupped Than Coupley, Part 2
(My boyfriend and I are in bed together, cuddling a bit, before we go to sleep. He wraps his arm around me and grabs my boob.)
Boyfriend: “Mine.”
Me: “Of course you go for the boob.”
Boyfriend: *in a sleepy voice* “They’re mine. But you still get to wear them.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?