Dating Young Chicks
(I am snuggling up to my boyfriend while we go to sleep. I am a terrible sleeper, and can never stay still. My arm’s going from his shoulder, to his hip, to his head, etc…)
Boyfriend: “Find a place to perch.”
Me: “I can’t.”
Boyfriend: “Then get off the d*** roost!”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
