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Because They’re All Like Julie Andrews

| Sheffield, UK | Uncategorized

(I have a more pronounced British accent due to my upbringing.)

Me: “Good afternoon. How may I help you?”

American customer: *gasps* “Omigod! You’re British! You’re all ‘British-y’! Like on TV! Oh my God! Will you talk to my wife? She would love your voice!”

Me: “Uh…thank you. Sure. Where is she?”

(He takes out a phone, dialing.)

American customer: “Honey, I found an English girl! She sounds really British and everything!” *hands me the phone*

Me: “I’m sorry, I’m really confused and I have no idea what to say. Do you have a customer service related query?”

Wife on phone: *gasps* “Oh wow! Honey, your voice is beautiful!”

Me: “Thank you?”

American customer: “Do you sing too?”