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    Because PvP In Produce Is Teh Suxxorz

    | Dayton, OH, USA |

    (I worked in the meat department of a large, popular convenience store a few years ago. Alongside this, I was both in college, and played World of Warcraft, so I was pretty zonked whenever I worked.)

    Customer: “HEY!”

    Me: “Hello sir, how can I help you?”

    Customer: *scowls* “Where’s LARD?!”

    (The name for my character in WoW was Lard. The night before, I ended up having to kick a guildy due to him basically being a moron. After he was kicked, he messaged to me that he was ‘going to get me one day’)

    Customer: “… Lard?”

    Me: “Um… um!”

    Customer: *glares, then looks down* “Oh, here it is.”

    (He bends down and picks up a jar of lard from the counter infront of me and walks away, and I breathe a huge sigh of relief. I later found out that the same person deleted his character, rerolled the opposite faction, and leveled him to 70 in order to “Kill Lard and camp his corpse.” I consider that the moment that I won at WoW.)