Because PvP In Produce Is Teh Suxxorz
(I worked in the meat department of a large, popular store a few years ago. Alongside this, I was both in college, and played World of Warcraft, so I was pretty zonked whenever I worked.)
Customer: “HEY!”
Me: “Hello, sir, how can I help you?”
Customer: *scowls* “Where’s LARD?!”
(The name for my character in WoW was Lard. The night before, I ended up having to kick a guildy due to him basically being a moron. After he was kicked, he messaged to me that he was ‘going to get me one day’)
Customer: “…Lard?”
Me: “Um… um!”
Customer: *glares, then looks down* “Oh, here it is.”
(He bent down and picked up a jar of lard from the counter in front of me and walked away, and I breathed a huge sigh of relief. I later found out that the same person deleted his character, rerolled the opposite faction, and leveled him to 70 in order to “Kill Lard and camp his corpse.” I consider that the moment that I won at WoW.)
Did you find this story using our Grocery Store Workers roundup?
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
