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    Because Oosb’s Just Don’t Cut It Any More

    | England, UK |

    (A couple of customers walk up to the counter. They are purchasing a home cinema system.)

    Me: “Do you need any HDMI cables with this?”

    Customer #1: “Any what?”

    Customer #2: “No.”

    Me: “Okay, that’ll be–”

    Customer #2, to customer #1: “Wait. Hujdimmi?”

    Customer #1: “Oh! Hujdimmi!”

    Me: “HDMI, yes.”

    Customer #1: “Yes. We need hujdimmi.”