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    | Virginia, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. May I help you?”

    Customer: “How do you fix Debian?”

    Me: “Depends on what the problem is. What are some of the issues you’re having?”

    Customer: “I paid $700 for it! It should work PERFECTLY!”

    Me: “Ma’am, Debian is free. If you paid $700 for it, all that means is that you’re an idiot.”

    Customer: “Really?”

    Me: “Yep. Anything else I can do for you?”

    Customer: *click*