Because Everything On The Internets Is Private
(On Black Friday in my videogame store around 2007… when EVERYTHING is on sale.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Hey, can I help you find something?”
Customer: “Hi. I’d like to know what’s on sale today.”
Me: “Well, it depends on what system. You see, the DS only has three games on sale, while the Xbox has about ten. Not to mention, almost every console is running some sort of deal.”
Customer: “No, I meant the secret sales.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Customer: “The stuff in the catalog.”
Me: “Oh, that’s all posted.”
Customer: *suddenly angry* “It better not be!”
Me: “Why not?”
Customer: “Because I looked online for those sales.”
Me: “What’s your point?”
Customer: “Because I wouldn’t have done that if I’d known it was public!”
Me: “The point of a sale is to make it public.”
Customer: “GET ME YOUR MANAGER, YOU A**HOLE!”
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