Because 8 Bajillion Signs Are Always The Answer

(A lady calls our travel office regarding a certain theme park in central Florida.)

Caller: “Do you allow sex offenders into your theme parks?”

Me: “Well, as hundreds of thousands of people enter our parks each day, we’re not able to ID each person and check their criminal history.”

Caller: “So you encourage sex offenders to come to a place filled with little children?”

Me: “No…”

Caller: “Do you have signs saying ‘No Sex Offenders’?”

Me: “Um, no. But as part of a sex offender’s parole or probation, they’re not allowed within a certain number of feet of children, so that would be law enforcement’s responsibility.”

Caller: “I’m appalled that you encourage sex offenders to come to your park. I’m going elsewhere!”