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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Consumer

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(I was closing one night, and it was slow. A nervous-looking man came in and went to go order his drink.)

Me: “Hi, welcome to ****! What can I get for you this evening?”

Customer: “Um…yes. Can I get a coffee?”

Me: “OK, anything else tonight?”

Customer: “Yes…” *takes out piece of paper* “An iced venti unsweetened black tea.”

Me: “OK, your total is $4.30.”

Customer: *frowns* “How much is the iced tea?”

Me: “It’s $2.28…do you want me to take it off?”

Customer: “No…you see, I’m on a blind date. My date told me that her regular drink at **** was this iced tea…and also that the price of the iced tea is her weight.”