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    Beans From The Third Rice

    | USA |

    (On Mondays we have a medium cup of coffee for a dollar deal. A woman came in to order her drink.)

    Customer: “I would like a small coffee with steamed milk.”

    Me: “OK.”

    Customer: “Actually, it’s with soy milk.”

    Me: “OK.”

    Customer: “And you know what? Make it a medium.”

    Me: “OK, that’ll be $3.18.”

    Customer: “No, it’s only a dollar.”

    Me: “But it’s steamed soy milk, that’s different from–”

    Customer: “You guys are so soy unfriendly! If I have dairy I could go into anaphylactic shock! This is ridiculous; it’s a medium coffee! It’s only extra because of soy milk – I can’t believe this!”

    Me: “Ma’am, it’s extra for two percent, too.”

    Customer: “You are just a soy nazi! Give me my money back; I’m going to ****. Don’t expect to see me again – this is so ridiculous! You guys aren’t going to make any money if you aren’t more soy friendly. You’re just soy nazis!”

    Me: “…”