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    Be Ver-wee Ver-wee Qwiet – I’m Hunting Wii-bits

    | Elizabethton, TN, USA |

    Me: *on the phone* “Thank you for calling ****, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “What kind of game do you specialize in?”

    Me: “Er…what do you mean, sir?”

    Customer: “I mean, do you specialize in deer, or what?”

    Me: “Um, sir, we sell video games.”

    Customer: “Oh, um, well then… goodbye.” *click*