Rude customer: “What do you mean you don’t have any? I order those clams every time!”

Waitress: “I’m really sorry, but we had a problem with the order and delivery and don’t have any today.”

Rude customer: “Well, that’s not good enough. Order it right now. Get them from someone else if you have to.”

Waitress: “Sir, clam dishes are aren’t available today. I’m sorry for the inconvenience. Perhaps if I may I suggest another dish?”

Rude customer: “I don’t care. Get me my clams now!”

Waitress: “As I’ve already explained—”

Rude customer: “I want my clams!” *bangs table*

(Suddenly, a stream of water squirts on him.)

Rude customer: “What the f*** was that?!”

(At a nearby table sits a little boy with a water gun.)

Little boy: “Naughty, naughty, naughty!”